Tim Colwill

Tim was born in Berlin, 1912, on the Mexico-Israel border. At the age of 10, he began to make a name for himself in the community with the use of an army of earth-moving trucks, several bobcats and a team of construction engineers. The resulting structure, despite being visible from space and inhabited by several thousand people, unfortunately contains a massive spelling error and remains a touchy subject even to this day. When he is not busy as a student at Murdoch University, Tim likes to strap a live cow to his head and dance around in the streets, singing. Unfortunately this practice has led to his recent, highly-publicised conviction for corporate prostitution, and he is now in hiding in a fridge on top of a lightpost on Main Street. Some people call him strong. Some people call him tough. Some people call him on the phone. All of these people are ficticious, and wrong.

Theron Miles

Theron was conceived in the mind of one of the 14th century's greatest fiction writers, and unfortunately accidently killed him during birth by forcing himself out of the poor man's ear. Thinking quickly, Theron assumed the man's identity and moustache, going on to pen several famous novels including War and Peace, The Hound of the Baskervilles, Pride and Prejudice, and The Bible. Later, Theron was to spark an international incident when he accidentally invaded Poland, drunk and shouting Nazi slogans, and soon had to go into hiding. It was about this time that the computer was invented and Theron quickly built himself one to familiarise himself with the machine. Unfortunately, his was made of a cardboard tube, three lengths of string, a chicken, two quarts of grease and a small boy named William, who demanded to be returned to his mother. It is this level of expertise that Theron brings to Double-T every morning as he staggers in drunk and vomits in our shrubbery.

Double-T Productions would also like to thank Matthew Strickland, Jeremy Dixon, Felix Kin On Wai, John Chillemi, Paul Noakes, Scott Sheppard, Shri Rai, David Bennett, Kevin Wong, Satan, Coca-Cola, Vending Machines in general, the Blender Foundation, Murdoch University, and the letter five.