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Storyline
You are a janitor at a local high school, cleaning the male toilets while the children are busy in class. It is tranquil and quiet, the only sounds being the placid gurgle of the flushing system as it waits on standby, and the incessant dripping of that tap you've just never been able to fix. You whistle to yourself contentedly, as you kneel there buried up the shoulder in a toilet bowl, scrubbing away happily, when suddenly you hear a strange giggling noise. Wrenching your arm out of the toilet, you stride out of the cubicle to see that your precious urinal is infested with urinal gremlins, cavorting and giggling amongst your beautiful, beautiful urinal cakes! Whipping out your trusty wang, you take careful aim. The lunch bell will ring soon, and the children will want to pee. You must succeed, or die trying.

Instructions
Basically, the idea of Pissweak is to kill as many urinal gremlins as you can with carefully aimed streams of pee before they escape. The way the game works is as follows:

Gremlins walk, run, bounce and roll from one side of the urinal to the other in an attempt to reach the drain and escape from you. You must shoot them down with carefully aimed blasts of urine. The urinal is littered with urinal cakes, which will block the gremlins from your blasts should they walk behind them. These urinal cakes can, however be destroyed by persistent peeing.

However, the catch is, that as the janitor, it is your job to keep the urinal clean and hygienic at all times. Therefore, you cannot allow the level of urinal cakes in the urinal to fall below a certain level, or you will have failed in your duties. You have a stock of urinal cakes in your bag which you can use to replenish the ones you've destroyed, however this stock is not limitless and must be used carefully. You can replenish urinal cakes by killing gremlins and earning points.

Also, your amount of pee is not limitless. Your bladder will eventually run out of water and then you will be unable to complete your mission. Fortunately, you have a stock of bottled beer which you use to replenish your bladder. However, eventually you will run out of beer bottles, so you must use them carefully. You can earn more bottles of beer by killing gremlins and earning points.